TCOP05 (May 9, 2023)
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Receipt: TCOP05
Author: Blackwood
Status: Open
Subject: Personality Cult
We’ve been alllll around Southern England, and still no sign of Unidentified Cult Leader No. 4. Though we have run into quite a few members of the Cult of Personality. According to them, the cult doesn’t have an official name. It’s just all “peace, love, and joy” this and “peace, love, and joy” that. Twain seems pretty sure she knows who we’re looking for, just not sure where yet. Though she decided we should stop by the IRIS Headquarters underneath the Isle of Man to meet up with the IRIS agents who have been looking into this cult.
I’m not sure how she did it, but she got a direct meeting with Oracle Death, the head of IRIS. I mean, I guess she is a pretty high-ranking person, but still, that was super impressive! I wasn’t allowed to sit in on that meeting, but afterward, she walked out with a map and said she had some better leads as to where No. 4 might be. While Twain said most of the meeting was confidential, she sort of implied that Oracle Death is the one who is most concerned about the Cult of Personality.
In any case, we’re headed to Crowborough tomorrow after we finish up some unrelated and very important business in London. We still need to wrap up our investigation at 221B Baker Street, West End, Madame Tussauds, the Natural History Museum, Hyde Park, Camden Market, the London Eye… and, you know, various other important places that could be connected to the Cult of Personality. Plus, Twain thinks it’d be better to surprise No. 4 so he doesn’t try to run, and chances are good he might have his guard raised today, especially after all the interrogating we’ve been doing with his cult members.