HNY05 (Aug 5, 2017)
Summary of Receipt
Turns out the flies bite. It's very unpleasant. Since the conditions are so unbearable, 3113 and 3311 will spend some time setting up to send Honey back in one go, and then instantly get out of there.
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CAFE AND DINER RECEIPT FROM */05/17
EMPLOYEE 3311
RECEIPT: MRSHONEY05
STATUS: OPEN
It’s 2 hot here. I don’t know how I got dragged into coming 2 Violet Crown in August but remind me 2 never agree 2 it again. Not only that, the flies. Remember when I said it was bad 30 miles out? It’s twice as bad 20 miles out. Also, 3311 is lying. They do bite. Or they pinch. Or smth. I don’t know. I swear these things r biting me, & no amount of bug spray is keeping them away. This whole order is super gross, & I hate it. But I guess I should try & look on the bright side, 3311 wants 2 get this over w/ right quick. Yee haw. Etc.
I sent 1313 a few pics of what we’re dealing w/ out here, u know, just in case she could get a sense of things. So far, she says she hasn’t felt anything out of the usual, which, unfortunately, usually means there isn’t anything out of the usual. Tho maybe if she was actually here hearing all this BUZZING, she’d get smth. This is way 2 much noise 4 me, & I am ready 2 go home.
We’re going 2 spend a few more nightmare days here getting set up so we can serve Mrs. Honey & pay her tab in full in one go. It might b a bit tricky w/ how sticky she seems 2 b, but that’s what the prep time is 4. Tho, if I think we can serve her any sooner, trust me, we will. I don’t think it’s just the flies 3311 wants 2 avoid while we’re here, & he seems antsy (ha) 2 leave. So, we’ll get this job done ASAP.
TTYL.