ABB01 (Feb 16, 2020)
Summary of Receipt
Manager 3 reports yet another bird-shaped Otherworldly customer, Mrs. Celaeno. She's likely from 'Ichor', and seems to be linked to Greek Mythology. She, Manager 7, and Employees 116 and 161 will head to New Mexico to investigate Celaeno and find any link between the Otherside and Otherworld.
Transcript
MANAGER NO. 3
DATE: 2-16-2020
FILE REFERENCE: ABB01
TOTAL: $0.34
It would seem we’ve gotten another report of yet another strange Quebec customer. Mrs. Celaeno, like Miss. Bad and Mr. Inn, is also a bit bird-brained, though she takes her coffee with more of a half-and-half. And, while I could be mistaken, I believe she enjoys another new type of drink, something luxurious and exotic like an Ichor cocktail. I imagine it is similar to a Blood & Sand cocktail or a Bloody Mary. The actual drink is, of course, less important than the name.
I suppose there could be some confusion over whether Mrs. Celaeno prefers Apple Juice, Mead, Ichor, or the fourth drink No. 1 is looking into right now. To be fair, she doesn’t seem to be that picky of a customer, and we’ve had customers like her in the past as well. Though, from her description, she sounds a whole lot like someone Virgil or Hesiod would be familiar with. We also can assume she is married as it seems she’s got quite sharp nails which she isn’t afraid to pull out if service is subpar.
As for where Mrs. Celaeno has been spotted, family has seen her swooping by the Hum out in the Land of Enchantment. Once No. 26 is back and recharged, I’ll have him chart us a flight. No. 116 and 161 are on board with helping, and of course, we’ll have No. 7 tag along due to her beautiful handling of Quebec customers. Additionally, No. 611 has confirmed that the hot, well-cold drink in that region right now should be OJ. So, if there is some connection between Quebec and Ottawa, let’s hope that the acidity of OJ doesn’t carry over.