N52F06 (Dec 14, 1995)
Summary of Receipt
The water-balloon attack on Hazen works. He's been sent back to the Otherside, and the new CaDCom tech has been proven to be able to shut down small temporary Airports - though if the power's amplified, it may be possible to tackle more well-known ones. Also, turns out Hazen 'popping' was literally popping. Like, boom.
Transcript
RECEIPT #006
FILED UNDER: DINER-N52F
DATE: 12/14/95
EMPLOYEE #62
Tab Paid for N52F courtesy of #62, #53, and #26
Mr. Hazen came into the Cafe and Diner at 2 o’clock via an uncharted flight into Bixby Park sometime after our Miss. Andrews service. Mr. Hazen took a specific interest in our unique technology, which drew him into Cafe for a return service to Ottawa. With the help of #53 and #26, we ensured Mr. Hazen’s water remained filled to ensure maximum customer satisfaction. He was so pleased he practically popped. Seriously, and very disgustingly—popped. Which delighted #53 and disgusted #26 and I. So. Much. Popping.
And, as Mr. Hazen was popping up with excitement, he did get a little too rambunctious. Thankfully we were able to claw him away from the few tourists who didn’t seem to mind our winter-water balloon game. In any case, after Mr. Hazen’s… popping, he was so exhausted by our superior water service that he had to rush home to Ottawa. While it’s always nice when a customer goes back home and spreads the word about our excellent service, I hope he doesn’t bring another rush of customers in. Though, another rush of customers is expected thanks to the disruption caused by Miss. Andrews last month.
However, thanks to a slight upgrade to our CaDCom systems, we were able to flag Bixby Park as a “no-flight zone,” shutting down the unsanctioned airport. In theory. As we were shutting down the Bixby airport, Mr. Hazen did cause a minor disruption in the CaDCom signal. Our CaDComs should be Mr. Hazen-proof, but the blip is still worth keeping an eye on. At the very least, qualitatively speaking, it looks like the Bixby airport is a problem of the past. While numerous other unsanctioned airports exist all around Long Beach, it seems we have a way to shut them down. Of course, this only works on very small temporary airports, but if we amplify the signal, we could also use it to temporarily shut down a more established airport.