62’s Report (Twitter ARG)

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62's Report
DISCLAIMER: DUE TO PROBLEMATIC DATA ENCRYPTION, SOME OLD DATA FROM THE 15TH SPHERE WAS SADLY CORRUPTED AND LOST.


Summary of Events

62 lists a few possible theories regarding the Ice Machine, which presumably tracks a boogeyman that comes out on Fridays.

Restored Tweet

Text has been lost in data corruption.

(The actual tweet was not archived, but there was a hidden picture.)

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(Text reads: Ice Machine 002
Holy Light Triggered
/LWUD1
No Service 62)

Answer and Explanation

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Answer: Luminaire
Explanation: As usual, /LWUD1 is the end of a tinyurl link. 'Triggered' refers to Chrono Trigger, in which the spell that creates a holy barrier of light is called Luminaire.

Receipt

Hey guys, 62 here.
So... Kinda a rough week. But we have to keep moving forward, so let's talk about the Ice Machine Light.
What do we know about it?
-It turns on every Friday
-It blinks in Morse code
-It's mostly red but sometimes white
What don't we know about it?
-Why does it turn on only on Fridays
-Why is it blinking in Morse code
-Why did it turn white??
I've been talking with 17 about it, and here's our theories...
1. It blinks on Fridays because the customer it tracks is a fan of disco. This would make the most sense as to why it hasn't been blinking on other days.
2. I've seen a few OS-Trackers before but I've never seen them blink, especially Morse code. So far it's said:
"It's Friday, It's Friday
We all go out to Play"
And if that doesn't sound disco I don't know what does. Right now 17 is trying to track the origin of that phrase but I think we need some more to go off of.
3. What about the white light though? I... have no idea. Technically, all OS-Trackers are able to cycle between multiple colors. Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Cyan, Blue, Purple, and White. I've never seen an OS-Tracker not be Red (but I've also never seen one blink before either). We might need to ask Mr. Cold next time we see him.
Anyway, something is happening on Fridays... so please stay safe everyone.

Notes

None.