C-GITT08 (Feb 10, 2022)
Puzzle
NO. 53 TRIVIA
22 CHARACTERS 4 WORDS
“Ermahgerd!!! 10, 11, 8, 1! (Left to right, mind you).”
Clue
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Clue 1: No. 53 is quite memetic.
Clue 2: The first word should help you find the meme.
Clue 3: The numbers are word index.
Answer and Explanation
Answer: Revenge Of The Monster
Explanation: “Ermahgerd” is a meme of a girl holding up three books in the Goosebumps series. The answer is found by indexing into the books’ names from left to right.
Summary of Receipt
Manager 7 swaps the different Hanakos around and puts them back in their proper Planes.
Transcript
[BRANCH] LONG ISLAND
[SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 53
[DATE] 2/10/22
[INDEX ID] GITT08
[SECURITY] CAFE
Ahaha… Well, that was crazy. Crazy fun! And crazy scary. Lemme fill y’all in on how we busted it down cafe style. So, blah, blah blah, this is like what, GITT08? You should be caught by now if you’re reading this. If you aren’t, for some reason, there’s a customer called Mrs. Hanako. In our universe, Mrs. Hanako is a demon from the Hauntaurskald. Very basic Hauntaurskaldian demon type, she is angry and vicious and murderous and all-around kind of stinky. However, we put her in the Nightmarch because she was a Yokai AT THE TIME. Because STINKY little Hauntaurskaldian demon, Dover, shuffled our Hanako around with three other universe’s Hanakos.
Confused? I would be, too, tbh. Basically, there’s a Demon Hanako (our universe), a Yokai Hanako, a Yurei (ghost) Hanako, and a regular old dead person Hanako. So what we could have just done is take this Hanako and put her back in the Hauntaurskald so she could tear some other demons apart in Pandemonium, but, but, but, we have to assume there are three other universes also with misplaced Hanakos. Some Yokai is fighting for their LIFE in Hauntaurskald. There’s some Yurei freaking-the-ever-loving-crap out of the residents of a Necropolis. And there’s some poor dead girl who is now surrounded by spooky ghosts instead of spooky dead people. So how do we fix this?
Well, Dover. Though Dover is busy. A busy, busy little boy. But! Dover did teach No. 7 how to sort of “reach through” the Otherworld Planes into different dimensions. How??? Well, I don’t know. No. 7 is just a major girlboss. Ok, actually, it has something to do with how she got her powers in a different dimension or whatever. Also, I’ve been interchanging dimension and universe throughout this. My bad. Those words don’t mean the same thing, but I am way WAY too lazy to go and fix that now. Uhhh, just mentally change ‘em all to “Cycle.” Better? I hope so. Worst case, I get No. 2’s knickers in a twist. So it’s kinda like a reward.
Anyway, No. 7 did her sneaky little reach-around to swap the Hanakos. And voilà! We have the Hanakos back to where they should be. Or… do we? Dover didn’t say which Hanako came from where, just that there were four of them. So, this Hanako, the Demon one, might not actually be FROM here. Sure we could ask her, but these toilet women have been seriously burned-out from interdimensional back-and-forth. I don’t think they could remember where they came from if they wanted to. So I guess to ease our guilty consciences, we made all the correct swaps, no doubt about it. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. CASE CLOSED.