Cafe Code (Twitter ARG)
Summary of Events
8 welcomes the patrons, and gives them a run-down on Cafe lingo.
Restored Tweet
Text has been lost in data corruption.
A link leads to https://privatebin.net/?b0d139c7a4049431#S9Nhb2D27XA3tVWYTeGgyxN7xIb7rB126QH196WWgWs=, for which the password is "August".
Transcript
hello patrons. for now i'll be burning the late nights out on here.
in the future i might use a new --and or-- more seCure site for our lovely friends. this will Act as a nice little hub for the more common knowledge of comFort foods, pancakEs, COffee, etc. remember coffee DoEsn't always have to be bitter, but if we're talking about coffee there's a strong chance it is bitter. anyway... to get a grasp on the cafe lingo just head to the protected text url that i've left below. password should be obvious.
https://privatebin.net/?f7472bb4c20608d9#4AwDMq5P+H9HYciY9u4J40By4n3Pgg1XewPtHNQh6Zc=
management stuff will be inaccessible for a while, especially corporate level stuff, so you might need to fill in the blanks yourself.
-sideways leminscate
Answer and Explanation
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Answer: CAFECODE
Explanation: The capital letters in the previous receipt.
Transcript (2)
Glad you could make it.
You've probably already seen the pinned tweet introduction. Here's a better run-down:
Patrons=You
-Patrons are people who help the Cafe and Diner by providing us with information, leads, stories, etc. You are not Management or Corporate.
Management=Agents
-Our Agents work out in the field to investigate leads.
Corporate=Us
-We write this nonsense. You'll know it's us.
Number after 7=Me
-That's my name. The number after 7. You probably saw it on the pinned tweet. Hi. Don't use my name. Don't expect me to use my name any further. I'm trying to avoid my friends.
Friends=Enemies
-And we've got a lot of them.
Salt and Pepper=The Government
-Our oldest friends.
Coffee=Lies
-When "coffee" is used in a sentence it typically implies that the sentence is intentionally misleading or false information. On occasion this will be a double lie, you'll get better at telling them apart.
Comfort Food=Leads
-We used to receive comfort food on the old forum. Currently there is no way for patrons to send us comfort food. Comfort food can mean many things. For example, foods that start with "P" typically refer to photo leads.
Late Nights=Investigations
-There will be many late nights ahead.
Cafe=Codespeak
-Unless it's August, things will be in Codespeak
Diner=Plainspeak
-This was written at the Diner (get it? good)
Mr.=Low Level Threat
-Typically non-human threatening cryptids or mild phenomenon
Mrs.=Mid Level Threat
-Human threatening cryptids or severe phenomenon
Miss.=High Level Threat
-Let's not even get into it
Obviously there's a lot more Cafe Lingo than this but for now, this'll do for new patrons. Really, the higher up stuff should be left to Management... and we might be hiring soon.
Yours in secrecy
~Between 7 and 9