OHH03 (Feb 22, 2022)
Summary of Receipt
With Employee 422 returning from Avalon, and 224 staying with 161 for now, 71 decides it’s fine if she gets away from Miss. Augustine and her screams. She’s going to help 323 out and investigate the House on Dracula Drive
Transcript
[BRANCH] PALM BEACH
[SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 71
[DATE] 2/22/22
[INDEX ID] OHH03
[SECURITY] DINER
“Sometimes I get so bored I just want to scream, and then sometimes I actually do scream. I just sort of feel out what the situation calls for.”
I have lasted as long as I possibly could. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Miss. Augustine is SO ANNOYING! I thought you know, just put on some headphones and blast The Office or whatever, but JEEZ, I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE! I need to get out for a bit. And luckily, now that No. 422 is back, I feel less bad about leaving. Also, for those concerned, No. 224 is staying with No. 161 in New York. He'll be back once, little Miss. Screams Her Head Off 24/7 is gone.
I wish I could go on a fun little lighthearted adventure, but I need to stay here and coordinate with Mr. Bartlett. However, I think I've earned at least a day trip to the much quieter House of Hamilton. I've already asked No. 323, and he said it's fine if I tag along tomorrow, encouraged, even. See, I think my unique skills might help in our little game of eye-spy. Or maybe I'll just sit quietly in the quiet, quiet, QUIET foyer. Just for a bit. You know, to clear my head.
If you're wondering what Miss. Augustine has been screaming about lately, I'll give you a hint... JUST ONE SIP! Come on, guys, just one sip. It's totally safe, cool and fun. You know what would be really sick? If someone DID take a sip, and then she kept screaming afterward. I'm half inclined to take one for the team just to get some peace and quiet around here. Then again, I'd rather put up with the temporary screaming than try any of her nasty brews. Maybe... we let like a bug take a drink? Like just a regular bug... no, that's probably not a good idea. Yet.