ODOG01 (Dec 6, 2021)
DISCLAIMER: THIS RECEIPT HAS BEEN UNLOCKED BY DIVISION TANGO (UPDATES 1-10).
Summary of Receipt
Employee 17 says that, since he’s worked with Zulu in the past, he knows what is and isn’t a secret. He reveals that Astoria’s asked them to sort out Satan and the Open Doors church. Last time, they used Manager 2 as an undercover spy, but that won’t work this time. Instead, since 512 is both Catholic and also almost unkillable, they’ll send her in instead.
Transcript
[BRANCH] ASTORIA
[SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 17
[DATE] 12/6/21
[INDEX ID] ODOG01
[SECURITY] DINER
"Goes without saying that CaD employees should NOT mention the stuff they see in A-receipts until we know more. Thanks."
What are they going to do? Fire us? Of course, I appreciate the concerns for secrecy, but as a friendly reminder, I also once worked for the Agency, though I worked for Shaka. The point is, I know what is and isn't a secret. And what we are currently working on is far from a secret. Besides, they need us more than we need them. However, I will respect young No. 2's wishes and not mention any direct quotes from this morning's A-receipt. Although… paraphrasing in Diner-Speak, that is quite alright, I'd imagine.
In any case, we have been tasked with once again dealing with Padre Santos of Long Beach's Open Doors of Saint Alphonsus Rodriguez Catholic Church. As one could imagine, this is a rather large task. Catering an entire congregation is quite a bit of work, no? Plus, it's hard to overlook the irony of us now having to go back to Long Beach. No time to settle in here, I suppose. What is important to note is the Open Doors are indeed once again open. Regular service starts Sunday with a special service on Saturday the 25th. Why? Well, I could hardly imagine any reason for a special service on that day.
Now, I think it is reasonable to assume that Padre has found his missing house keys with mass resuming. And with his house keys, I assume he had time to pick up his little red book. As previously mentioned, Miss. Cece is an obvious choice. Though who will also sign their name is still unknown. That is something of our first task, to see if we can't either get a peek in his book or just see them during regular service. Last time we sent No. 2 in as our spy, but he has lost his youthful and innocent veneer… and Padre probably knows who he is at this point. Same with the rest of the Astoria branch.
If only we had a young, friendly, nearly unkillable, practicing Catholic on our payroll who Padre has never met, eh?