KIF01 (Jan 20, 2020)
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Manager 5 reaches Florida and starts searching for Kansai before he disappears. Anyway, Kansai’s apparently the biblical serpent who tempted Eve, and his mother is Belphegor. IRIS seems to have some strange links to Belphegor, as well.
Transcript
MANAGER NO. 5
DATE: 1-20-2020
FILE REFERENCE: KIF01
TOTAL: £0.29
Well, I wasn't expecting to hammer the tack here again so soon. Oi, heaven and 'ell we left a mess, didn't we? That or, this is just how the Sunshine 2 an' Us usually looks. I'll let you be the Barnaby Rudge of that one. Anyway, I'm here to find our slippery ex-coworker, Mr. Kansai, if somehow you're out of the loop on that.
For those who worked at CaD Broadway or the original CaD and don't already know who Mr. Kansai is, he's... well, he's a character, alright. Peddler of Snake Oil, what have you. He's practically an ice cream freezer, but I'm bobby certain he can still have his tab paid in full. He's gone by many names and many identities, but his most famous role, if you will, was that of an apple seller. Ya, ya, that apple seller. Lately, the heap of coke claims to just be a dirty little Japanese customer from the Kansai region, but between you and me, he's just fat and likes to drink. So he's not some Quebec customer or anything of the like. Well, I mean to say, he can call himself that all he wants, but he's not from Quebec. He's 100% from Ottawa. His mum, in fact, is the one and only Snake Oil Distributor. 'Suppose every snake is, but I think he's one of 'er's favourites. Or least favourites. Hard to tell with her.
We, CaD Florida, worked with the bleedin' drunken mess back when we were going up against the Dark an' before that me and the cheeky chavy worked together in IRIS for some time. An' before even that, who knows. Kansai has his (metaphorical mind you) hands in many weird pies. I'm still not entirely bobby how IRIS got him to work for them, although I have suspicions about it. IRIS has some, well, let's say intriguing ties to the mum of snakes, yeah? I have my suspicions about him too. Never trust a snake. Now let's hope I can track him down before his master calls him Pope in Rome, choice?