ATIW03 (Dec 21, 2019)
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Summary of Receipt
44A leaves a receipt. The trial between IRIS and Lludd uses Otherside-law. Padre (satan) is also linked to this somehow. And it’s very boring, apparently mainly just ceremonial. Also, it’s revealed that the Indigo Organisations are comprised of Yaksha (mythological spirits from around India), Ozhog (freezerburn is apparently just a codename - is Ozhog russian?), Astoria 23 and IRIS. So that’s neat.
Transcript
DATE: 12/21/2019
EMPLOYEE NO. 44A
TOTAL: $0.9
FILE REFERENCE: ATIW03
You know if this whole trial thingy takes too long I think 5 is obligated to take me to Paris for Christmas. Can you imagine how romantic that would be? I’m sure my womb-buddy would miss me though, but there’s nothing stopping him from coming over here and also spending Christmas in Paris with us! Oh, no, wait yeah he’s doing that icky clean up thing or whatever. Yuck. Me and 4 spent the day looking for a big brass horn for 5 because apparently that’ll put an end to this case.
You know, I’ve never understood Ottawa-law. It’s all so… unnecessarily formal and ceremonial. I guess contracts of this level require some degree of formality but it’s all just a game between IRIS and Padre. Or, well, was. I don’t even know who IRIS is going to trial against at this point. Although I guess Padre doesn’t have to be here for his little friends to defend themselves. All I’m saying is IRIS is the least sexy of the Indigos. I’ve thought about this a lot, you know? I think in order of sex-appeal the Indigos are: Ozhog > Astoria > Yaksha > IRIS. If 5 wasn’t so darn cute, it’d be really hard for me to overlook the fact he spent 10 years basically arguing with customers in a fancy little wig.