C-ACL03 (May 22, 2016)
Puzzle
WORD PUZZLE
25 CHARACTERS 5 WORDS
“This = As it seems
That = As it seems
Those = As it seems
Everything…?”
Clue
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Clue 1: Think of = as is.
Clue 2: Well, more "denote equality".
Clue 3: If this is as it seems, that is as it seems, and those are as they seems, then...
Answer and Explanation
Answer: Everything Is As It Seems
Explanation: If this is as it seems, that is as it seems, and those are as they seems, then everything is as it seems.
Summary of Receipt
J.L., M.J. and Seth all see Perez while talking about the Cafe. It’s a chupacabra, and immediately runs away once they all scream. There’s also a mention of the CaD’s classification of monsters.
Transcript
CAFE AND DINER RECEIPT
DATE: 5/22/2016
BY J.L.
MR. PEREZ CASE NO. 3
WOAHHHH!!! THAT IS WHAT I CALL SEEING IT WITH OUR OWN EYES! HOLY CRAP! So, me, M.J., and our friend Seth were talking about the Cafe, and M.J. was doing the data-numbers-thing, and then the CaDCom started beeping. Like, one beep per minute, then a beep every 30 seconds, then it just beeping like WILD, and so we looked outside and THERE HE WAS! MR. PEREZ! A real-life Chupacabra! And this isn’t even like a dog with mange type deal, no, no, no, this is a Chupa-freaking-cabra! It has luminous green scales like a lizard and these, weird like fluffy ears and lizard-like yellow eyes. I bet M.J. doesn’t think this is a game anymore! (Also, it’s nice to have some confirmation because, to be honest, I was starting to wonder myself.)
I think Mr. Perez ran away mostly because we all screamed when we saw it, but we now know it’s here! I think the plan is to make one of those box-and-stick traps. You know, the ones from cartoons and stuff. I mean, it might work? We should also probably buy a net or something too. I don’t know, I don’t think any of us know what to do. There are also those like dog-catcher things, but I don’t know where we would get one of those. Also, seeing as Seth has 100% seen a Chupacabra now and knows about the Cafe and Diner… we need to do something about that.
Oh yeah, why are we calling it Mr. Perez? Well, from what I understand of it, customers come in four types: “Mr.,” Mrs.,” “Miss.,” and “Other.” Mr. customers are friendly and won’t intentionally hurt anyone. They’re mostly like these little cryptid guys but also friendly demons. Then there are Mrs. customers, who can and will attack or kill you. Then next would be Miss. Customers are basically the same as Mrs., but they could level out a city or something if they wanted to. And then, I don’t know, I’d say there’s an “Other” category too because some customers are just referred to by name like Padre, Mistress, Fly, etc. I assume these guys are either very baby or very scary. Probably very scary.