TGM01 (Nov 17, 2018)
Summary of Receipt
New Guy gets a gift of overalls which allow him to walk amongst regular people without being spotted - which is necessary since he’s totally not a demon no not at all.
Transcript
NUMBER: TGM01
DATE: 17-11-18
ORDER: LATTE
CUSTOMER: UNKNOWN
SERVER: NEW GUY
It has been the most wonderful of wonderful days! You would not believe, you simply would not believe, the most amazing thing which has happened to me today. Okay, so this is what has happened. I tell you, this is what happened. I was sweeping the back of the Cafe. Yes, I was doing my chores because I am good at doing my chores when I am asked to do them, okay, and I found a gift! Yes! A nicely wrapped-up gift! And I was thinking, okay, wow, this is a nicely wrapped gift, whoever it is for will be very happy. And then, and this is true, I tell you! I took a closer look, and the package was to A NORMAL BOY! THAT IS ME! I am a very normal boy, of course! So I opened it up, naturally.
Inside the package was a very, VERY handsome set of corduroy overalls. And this is how, yes, this is exactly how I knew these were a gift to me because they were my exact size! I put them on, and they fit VERY well! I took a look in the mirror, and they were PERFECT! It was such a stunning, very ordinary outfit I knew I had to, well, you know, strut my stuff a bit. Yes, and I know I am not supposed to leave the Cafe unattended, but I figured, okay, this is what I figured. I could take a little tiny walk around the block. It was still early in the morning, and I did not expect to be accosted by any nosy tourists. So I went out.
Of course, well, yes, you would probably have guessed this, I was immediately spotted by a tourist. BUT! Okay, do not panic, do not worry, for you see, these overalls were SO handsome and SO perfect that they saw me as a very regular, very handsome, normal boy! Of course, they would, you know, naturally assume I am a regular boy. But some tourists still cannot seem to look past my skin color. But this tourist did not say anything about it! So, I continued my walk, and I passed five FIVE tourists, and they all said, “good morning!” This is a most WONDERFUL gift! I do not know who got it for me, but it is simply perfect!