II-AWNO01 (Mar 4, 2020)
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SEQUENCE II
DATE: 3/4/2020
EMPLOYEE NO. 512
FILE REFERENCE: AWNO01
TOTAL: $903
I think I did this right? Well, if you’re reading this I did! Hi! I’m Number 512 and I’m new here. You probably already knew that though. Oh gosh, what are the total codes again?
0 The subject of the receipt | 5 A phenomenon
1 A customer | 6 The type of phenomenon
2 The customer’s Real Name | 7 There is more to this
3 The type of creature | 8 Lies
4 Location information | 9 Miscellaneous thoughts
Ok, so that would be a 9? Okay, so this should be my 0. Right? Well, um, there is a customer called Mrs. Brown and I’ve been put in charge of the case! Kinda! I’m more or less the bait. But!! I still get to call the shots. I’m working with Manager 4 and he’s very nice. I’m not so sure about this plan… but also it wouldn’t be the first time I’ve slipped up during Lent. One time when I was 5 I said I would give up cookies for Lent but I ate a Nilla Wafer by mistake. BUT!! It was on a Sunday so it basically didn’t count. This is going to be like that except I’m not as scared of the afterlife this time!
I guess this would be a 3? Manager 4 nodded so I think, yes, this should be a number 3. I don’t know how much everyone already knows but the plan is I’m going to break my Lenten vows not on a Sunday and that should attract Mrs. Brown. Because, she’s um, very religious and will scold me if I don’t keep up my Lenten vows? Does that make sense? We have until Easter to sort things out before she goes on vacation until next Lent.
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