CD-ENO04 (Mar 27, 2020)
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Puzzle
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19 CHARACTERS 4 WORDS
“Heckin’ brewed it”
Clue
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Clue 1: The Four Fingers of Four, huh.
Clue 2: No. 53, should I be scared when you have an idea?
Clue 3: What are you brewing?
Answer and Explanation
Answer: Nasty Pot Of Coffee
Explanation: In C-TFF04, 53 says she’ll brew up “a nasty pot of coffee.”
Summary of Receipt
Manager 3 and Employees 53 and 161 decide to sneak into Mayda since Leviathan’s not there. They steal a strange unopenable notebook from Satan and leave.
Transcript
DATE: 3/27/2020
TEAM 3
FILE REFERENCE: CD-ENO04
MANAGER NO. 3
I can’t believe I got roped into this somehow. I tried very hard to find some sort of flaw in this plan and… I couldn’t. What plan? Well, it occurred to 53 that if Shamu was coming to the Flipside then he wouldn’t be in the Otherside. It’s pretty rare for Distributors to leave their planes unguarded so it was a “really good opportunity” according to 53 and 161 to “snoop around his house, MTV cribs style.” I know it sounds like a bad idea as I type it out, but trust me it made sense in the moment. Plus we had nothing better to do.
We did find something too, a notebook. Not Shamu’s notebook, either. According to the cover it belonged to Padre. We haven’t been able to open it yet but it’s neat nonetheless. Oh and we didn’t see any sign of anything super out of place or dangerous like the Mechanism. Maybe this notebook was supposed to be Miss. Zeh’s prize? Kind of a weird prize… but then again I guess Padre isn’t exactly using it at the moment either.
Employee No. 53
And THAT’S why you don’t mess with CaD FISHFACE! I told you I had a plan and ooooooooweee was it a HOT one! Or should I say, wet one? Cuz me, 3 and 161 had a girls night out and ended up in the ENDLESS OCEAN of Mayda AND we snatched up one of the few pieces of trash that washed up on the shore of that tiny little island in the center of it. There was not a lot of junk to take, but the junk we did take? Priceless. Maybe. I dunno! We dunno. Can’t open the darn thing. But at the bottom of the cover there is a signature that any demonologist should be able to read, property of one exalted lord of hell “Satan” esquire. Well, ok, it just says Lord Satan. I feel like he really should’ve jazzed that up more.
It’s a tiny little black notebook. From what we can count on the outside it’s got maybe 100 or so pages. It’s like the size of my hand or so. So… I just think it’d be really funny to see Satan in full on demon form trying to write in this thing. And like I said it’s a no-go on opening it, pages are stuck together by I would assume magics. Ya know. Demon stuff. If the lovely Lucy was still, you know, uh… well she’d probably know how to open it. So we have a Pearl which was once Levi’s and a notebook we totally stole from him. Maybe he won’t notice it’s missing? Or maybe we can open it and return it real quick? I don’t usually think things out this far nor do I usually get this far with my plans haha.
Employee No. 161
i know i know haha.... youre all lookin at me cuz i sorta haha opened up a portal to mayda so me and 53 could steal shiz from a prince of hell. ahahah...
WELL! MAYBE IT'S YOUR FAULT 17 FOR SHOWING ME HOW TO DO THAT also also also also we had a manager with us so it wasnt just me and 53 goofing around no no no, we had approval to do this. okay? so... no finger wagging. also we are right next to a mayda boundary line. you CANT leave us alone next to a boundary line and tell us "just hang tight while we go fight a bunch of eldritch horrors!" nah uh. we gotta do stuff too ya know.
soooooo yeah. i opened up a portal for us three using our mayda public key. which yeah i guess levi can you know track that... but will he? probably not. i hope not anyway. besides i didnt even use the one that leads straight to asmayda we went to the tempest FIRST then swam to asmayda soooo i think he's gonna be all like "whyd they go there is there something missing from tempest let me check no everything seems okay" plus does he even bother to check tempest? i know i wouldn't if i was a busy prince of hell. AND! we got a notebook from satan! how cool is that? i mean ya ok we cant like read it yet but uhhhh we'll work on that. or maybe the managers can. me and 53 will just be good from now on.
haha just kidding