HNY03 (Aug 5, 2017) (Sequence III)

HNY03 DISCLAIMER: THIS RECEIPT HAS BEEN UNLOCKED BY DIVISION TANGO (UPDATES 1-10).

Summary of Receipt

The two make it to Lone Star and decide to investigate, pulling out immediately if things go badly. The flies are in massive amounts, almost covering the sky. Also, both 3311 and 3113’s names start with T.

Transcript

CAFE AND DINER RECEIPT FROM */05/17
EMPLOYEE 3113 AND 3311
RECEIPT: MRSHONEY03
STATUS: OPEN
Alright y’all me and the other T made it to Lone Star no problem. We’re gonna bunker down with some Family about no more than 20 miles from Mrs. Honey I reckon. Things ‘round here seem peachy.

Right so me ‘an 3113 got some tasty orange juice near Honeys house and the flies are no joke. Real strange. The quantity, that is, not the little beasts. I mean, for hell’s sake they’re just little flies. They don’t harm none. But the closer you get to Honey the more the sky is just plum blotted out by the sheer volume of the critters. Now again, I don’t know if this is some nasty Lemon-scented problem but we can’t serve food with this many pests flying ‘round.

I reckon the best plan of action is just to grab this customer by the reins and pull ‘em in. I don’t think she’ll take kindly to juice and I can’t see any reason we can’t close out her tab permanently should things get too 72 on us. I mean, Honey ain’t nothing but a big ‘ol mess anyhow. Me ‘an other T are gonna go down and see what’s what. First whiff of Lemon and we’ll back off for now.

Keep y’all updated. -3311