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(Created page with "<span style="font-size: 40px;"><strong><center>ITC05</center></strong></span> __TOC__ <h1>Summary of Receipt</h1> <span style="font-size: 20px">Summary</span> <h1>Transcript</h1> <span>[BRANCH] LONG ISLAND<br> [SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 53<br> [DATE] 5/25/22<br> [INDEX ID] ITC05<br> [SECURITY] DINER<br> Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am! That's another one of these rocks collected and delivered to her royalness, Nikki. It was great to see Seth again too. The whole Canadian diet is...")
 
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<span style="font-size: 20px">The stone was successfully delivered. With ten stones, Bartholomew’s been fully contained, and now only Magdalena, Malachi and, most obscure of all, Ursula, remain.</span>
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ITC05

Summary of Receipt

The stone was successfully delivered. With ten stones, Bartholomew’s been fully contained, and now only Magdalena, Malachi and, most obscure of all, Ursula, remain.

Transcript

[BRANCH] LONG ISLAND
[SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 53
[DATE] 5/25/22
[INDEX ID] ITC05
[SECURITY] DINER
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am! That's another one of these rocks collected and delivered to her royalness, Nikki. It was great to see Seth again too. The whole Canadian diet is doing wonders for him. Like he's shredded-shredded now. I don't know if that's like a normal Canadian body, or if he's putting work into it, or maybe he's just dehydrated, I don't know. I really don't. But you could wash clothing on those abs. I know, I know, "stop objectifying your friends 53." What am I supposed to do when they all are prancing around in skimpy outfits? Nikki was hot too, but she was already hot. Seth though? Wow, wow, wow. You could grate CHEESE on that abdomen.

What was I even writing about? Oh, yeah, ten down, three to go. And Nikki, with ten of those bad boys, is already killing it. Not like killing-killing. But containing. You know. Apparently, only Langleys can use the stones, so, luckily, Nikki ended up at the helm of everything. Lucky, or suspiciously Fated. Hm. Anyway, we just need Malachi, Magdalena, and Ursula's stones now. And they might be in the states, they might be in Canada, who knows? I mean, I'd expect No. II to at least know where Malachi and Magdalena are, but apparently, she can't be bothered to keep that close of a watch on her followers.

And then there's Ursula. She is… somewhere. At least with Malachi and Magdalena, we have some idea of where they should be. But her? No clue. She could be here, there, and anywhere really. From what Solomon says, it's been years since he last saw or spoke to Ursula. I guess they had some sort of big fight, and she just ghosted. Maybe literally ghosted? Who knows!

You could have cut diamonds on those bad boys. I'm serious. He looks like a model now.