TFF05 (Mar 23, 2020)

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Summary of Receipt

Leviathan’s back, and this time, he’s brought three Elders with him: Miss. Jut - the most dangerous of the three, MIss. Mosi and Miss. Zeh (zehhurozzm). Team 4 will take on Zeh, Team 5 can try to stall Mosi and Team 1 will attempt to contain Jut.

Transcript

DATE: 3/23/2020
MANAGER NO. 1
FILE REFERENCE: TFF05
TOTAL: $0.1 CONVERSION RATE €3
Our Ice Water Distributor has finally showed up to restock our water. He’s brought with him three very special guests, Miss. Jut, Miss. Mosi, and Miss. Zeh. No sign of Miss. Tsj, and to be honest I don’t know if this is better or worse. It seems that our Ice Water Distributor has come to deal with Miss. Carleton and we’re more or less an afterthought. Not sure if he has seen our new pearl-colored mugs or not.

So, let’s talk about the three customers accompanying our distributor. First is Miss. Jut, the most dangerous of the bunch. She’s… hard to describe. A senior. French or German or maybe 1/2 this or 7/9ths that. But not exactly. More… squirmy. Although she’s very hot. Very hot. As far as I know we’ve never served her directly, but she is pretty well known among food service. Likes a very stiff drink, something very acidic. Hope that solvents your questions about her. Next up is Miss. Mosi. Also a senior. Again we haven’t served her directly but she’s a regular of Pendragon’s Bistro. Big fan of jewelry. Her parents are real squares, or maybe 90 degree angles. Switch that around. She doesn’t swim, she’s not from Canada, but she’s also not from here. Finally, Miss. Zeh. You shouldn’t guess a lady’s age… but she’s old. Senior old. Also a return customer. Although, not this Cafe, but the old Palm Beach location. Likes her coffee dark and black. Not a fan of monkey business, but also is all business. Likes a good bowl of broth so long as it’s prebiotic. Long story, Manager 5 tells it better than I do. Her and Pendragon would get along if they didn’t keep running out of time.

Whew, that’s a lot of customer talk. In any case, it would seem that our Ice Water Distributor chose his associates a bit more carefully this time. No rogue Tsj or worse. Although… This team up is still pretty scary. Old ladies tend to be hard to please. At least their ire isn’t on us. Yet. We should divide and conquer to provide the best service possible. Team 4 has Zeh. Manager 4 is already acquainted and out of the three this customer is the most like their typical clients. Team 5 should deal with Mosi, she’s dangerous but maybe Manager 5 can find some common ground. And Team 1 will handle… or just try to contain Jut the best we can. Everyone else hang back and standby in case anyone needs back up. Also, goes without saying, don’t engage if you don’t have to. These are seniors after all, and it’s best to stay on their good… or well… decent sides.