C-TFF04 (Mar 20, 2020)

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Puzzle

NO. 53 TRIVIA
10 CHARACTERS 2 WORDS
“Celestial home of very fine mahogany”

Clue

Hover over the clues if you require!
Clue 1: No. 53 is well-versed in memes.
Clue 2: Have you watched this parody of Dragon Ball Z?
Clue 3: Where does the desk of the king come from?

Answer and Explanation

Answer: Malchior 7
Explanation: In Dragon Ball Z Abridged, it says that King Yemma had a desk made of mahogany wood, that could bend the fabric of the universe, and it was from Malchior 7.

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Summary of Receipt

Teams 3, 4 and 5 beat up Miss. Carleton and Miss. Pelagic, who are apparently half-siblings. Carleton's got his own group of Finfolk followers, and seems to have the body of the Sunkenman with the mind of a separate demi-god. Lastly, Team 1's gone missing and Leviathan's confirmed to be in New Orleans. 53's also coming up with a plan.

Transcript

DATE: 3/20/2020
EMPLOYEE NO. 53
FILE REFERENCE: C-TFF04
TOTAL: $77.7???
Fish fear me and coffee wants me. Or, no, wait, uhh… Fish fear me and me wants coffee. Yes! That’s it! Irirregardless, we smashed them fish. Team 4 was all like BAM! POW! WAMMY! SMACK! WHACK WHACK WHACK! And Team 5 was all like PEW! PEW! MAGIC MISSILE! And… I don’t know what happened to Team 1 but I know Team 3 was all like Hey! Pelagic you stanky sonofafish give us 200 dollars. And Pelagic was all uh-uh give me my ring. Then Carleton was all “looking for this you depressing wench” and he ATE THE RING! And then Pelagic straight up just hasbro operation’d him and stuck her spear right into his gut and YANKED it out. THAT DID NOT MAKE CARLETON HAPPY! So then he was all “come to me my minions of the deep, destroy desponia and the interlopers” and then a bunch of DIFFERENT-LOOKING Finfolk started crawling out of the walls like a horror movie! But Pelagic put on her ring and did like a magic hand motion and made some sort of barrier between us and the nasty Finfolk. THEN there was like a massive rumble and she was all “Now you’ve done it brother.”

WOAH! Mind BLOWEN! Okay so truth comes out is Carleton and Pelagic are related?! Seems like it. So that would make their mom Demeter or their dad Posideon and the, well ok unsure about the other parent because it’s all a mess. BUT WAIT! I hear you screaming at me, if Carleton is like a demi-god from Olympus then why oh why is he a boogieman from the Otherside? Well, that’s just it my lovely lore hounds, the BODY is one part the MIND is the other. Of course without actually sitting down and talking with the creepy fish man I can’t say one way or the other but I bet if we flew Manager 6 in and had her do her mind-walking thing we’d find out some pretty interesting business. Anyway we all made it out safe and sound but everyone is too tired to total up the events of the 19th, but I? I never sleep.

So to recap this mess of events: Carleton stole Pelagic’s ring not her dad, Carleton has his own group of fishy-followers, Pelagic has ZERO qualms about just straight up stabbing a guy to get this ring back (I’m starting to think the ring is important), turns out that Pelagic and Carleton are half-siblings, Carleton might be more than one customer, body of demon mind of demi-god, something big rumbled and if 62 is to be believed (which he’s a pretty trustworthy guy) that rumbling was probably Shamu comin’ in for a visit.

Wait a second. That gives me a plan. Oh. OHOHOHO. THAT GIVES ME A CERTIFIED BONAFIDE AMBER PLAN! Get your glouches and hold onto your butts, I’m gonna brew up a nasty pot of coffee.