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<p>Created page with &quot;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 40px;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;center&gt;TSS03&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; __TOC__ &lt;h1&gt;Summary of Receipt&lt;/h1&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 20px&quot;&gt;Summary&lt;/span&gt; &lt;h1&gt;Transcript&lt;/h1&gt; &lt;span&gt;Branch [Long Island]&lt;br&gt; Date [2021-02-03]&lt;br&gt; Server [Employee No. 53]&lt;br&gt; Beverage [Citrus Tea]&lt;br&gt; File Reference [TSS03]&lt;br&gt; Oh, thank God. Or Bird. Or whatever. When I heard there were weird pale customers freaking out subway workers… &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Eugh&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;. Look, I don’t...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 40px;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;center&gt;TSS03&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;<br /> __TOC__<br /> &lt;h1&gt;Summary of Receipt&lt;/h1&gt;<br /> &lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 20px&quot;&gt;Summary&lt;/span&gt;<br /> &lt;h1&gt;Transcript&lt;/h1&gt;<br /> &lt;span&gt;Branch [Long Island]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Date [2021-02-03]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Server [Employee No. 53]&lt;br&gt;<br /> Beverage [Citrus Tea]&lt;br&gt;<br /> File Reference [TSS03]&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Oh, thank God. Or Bird. Or whatever. When I heard there were weird pale customers freaking out subway workers… &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Eugh&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;. Look, I don’t like the London Fog drinkers—and I probably never will. But I’ll tolerate them &lt;em&gt;to some extent&lt;/em&gt; in a &lt;em&gt;well-lit and easily escapable area&lt;/em&gt;. I am &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; going down into some dark, creepy subway tunnel to chase after London Fog drinkers. That’s just not happening. But Mr. Wells? A weirdo who isn’t even &lt;em&gt;our&lt;/em&gt; problem to deal with? Hell yes. I’m all over that. Plus, I can start brewing up some coffee for the tourists who ride the subway.<br /> <br /> Speaking of things not being our problem, I got in touch with Pendragon’s Bistro. Luckily, there’s a little bookstore nearby that had a copy of &lt;em&gt;The Croquet Player&lt;/em&gt; by Chatto &amp;amp; Windus, which I could… “borrow.” Look, I didn’t steal it or anything, but I may have knocked the value down a bit by… y’know… writing in it. Realistically, this is the Bistro’s fault for not just getting with the (somewhat behind the) times and installing a landline. Even &lt;em&gt;we&lt;/em&gt; have a landline. I &lt;em&gt;think&lt;/em&gt; we have a landline? No one ever really calls us, but that might just be because our little generic combination Cafe and Diner is mysteriously never open to tourists.<br /> <br /> Lost my train of thought… Oh yeah! So, I defaced a book worth a few hundo-bucks in the name of reaching out to Nine and company. Someone named “Anthony” replied within minutes and said, and I quote:<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class=&quot;&quot; style=&quot;white-space:pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;“Dear No. 53 of the Café and Diner,&lt;br&gt;We have received no reports of [Mr. Wells] in New York in February 2021. It simply isn’t in any of our books. Perhaps your ‘barista equipment’ is malfunctioning? [Mr. Wells] will not be in New York until late 2030—if we make it that far. We have reason to believe we won’t. All good books must come to an end.&lt;br&gt;Yours pseudonymously,&lt;br&gt;Anthony of [Pendragon’s Bistro].”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> And accented e? Really? Yuck. And to me, that’s a green light to go ahead and settle Mr. Wells’ tab in full. Or whatever you guys want to do.&lt;/span&gt;</div>

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