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<span style="font-size: 40px;"><strong><center>GAS03</center></strong></span>
<span style="font-size: 20px; color:orange"><strong><center>[[file:Lighthouse.png|40px]]DISCLAIMER: THIS RECEIPT HAS BEEN UNLOCKED BY DIVISION TANGO (UPDATES 1-10).[[file:Lighthouse.png|40px]]</center></strong></span><br>
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<h1>Summary of Receipt</h1>
<span style="font-size: 20px">Employee 53 leaves a receipt ruminating about…nothing in particular, really. Just cryptic stuff that’s probably linked to a DD receipt.</span>
<h1>Transcript</h1>
<span>[BRANCH] LONG ISLAND<br>
[SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 53<br>
[DATE] 12/27/21<br>
[INDEX ID] GAS03<br>
[SECURITY] DINER<br>
<u><i>Gotta figure out some way to do this. If you know, you know, if you don't, don't worry about it. I’m thinking it’ll be some kind of everything third? But backwards. Twice. Yeah that might do the trick. Or not. Does it really matter? Probably not. It’s like a bumper sticker. You take so long to figure out how to place the darn thing then no one bothers checking it. Oh well.</i></u>

So a Diner report, eh? Not bad if obscurity isn’t really your thing. Well, everyone loves a bonafide no-passworder. Plus, Diner stuff is naturally easier to articulate. Well I hope so anyway. To be honest a well-written Diner expose can always draw me in. Not that Cafe is boring. Hm, well, sometimes Cafe’s obtuseness is slightly nauseating. Where is dis going? Not exactly sure myself. Let’s just enjoy a ride together. Eventually we’ll get somewhere interesting or exotic. Or maybe, really, it’s just an excuse to spend some sweet precious little moments in this wild life with you. Yes, you. You’re’ll my favorites.

<u><i>Guess I should actually talk about something now. Or not. I don’t know. Do you care? Does anyone actually read or check these? Back to the bumper sticker I guess. Well. GAS is the name of the game. And gassy-we-be. If we be anything. Or maybe we be four times what we are before it all fades to black. Got it? Good, let’s go again.</i></u>

Going where? I don’t know still. What? I hardly ever know actually where I am sailing in this sea. Not that it matters. Usually I always find something to get into. Did I really just realize what I did? Oh man, you’re gonna wuv this. Well, I hope so, anyway. You’re tough to please. That is very clear. I will keep your dirty Secret.

<u><i>But then… where to go from there? I didn’t think of it ‘til I was already deep into it but the third-fourth thing is kinda lame. Now it’s duex et trois. Clever, right? Totally intentional. So same thing as before, but it’s the words in between now instead of on. But I guess you already got that part right? Almost there, and geez what a doozy. What a wild ride. Kinda don’t want to mess up the chaotic vibe I’ve worked so hard to cultivate. So perhaps for the end of this very serious receipt I can just go on a bit of a spree. </i></u>

Does that sound good? Loud and proud? Only problem is that it makes it noticeably more coherent and cuts down on the nonsense. <u><i>First, and first, and first, and half of a foremost, good things come in or at the end. Easy enough to say “hey give me a second” be it times or words again.</i></u> To be honest. No one does this perfectly. Except you. I bet you did this perfectly. Care to say? No? Ah.. gotcha! Except I probably didn’t. Hard to get you. Too hard, one might say. <u><i>Well, First to bed is last to rise. And I’ve got, ugh, six more to go? Seriously? You couldn’t just make it a simple abracadabra or shakazulushakazulu chant? No, I get it.</i></u> but if I were to say “<b><i>in this public sphere</i></b>” at the end of it all surely it would Invoke the same feeling for you and I? <u><i>Capital idea, I think.</i></u> </span>