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<span style="font-size: 40px;"><strong><center>DIS06</center></strong></span>
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<h1>Summary of Receipt</h1>
<span style="font-size: 20px">The Owner sets up some rules for the Diner part of the CaD. He then says that since Pleasant was thwarted, they’ll be inactive for a while. Lastly, he mentions that he might know where Tom Walker is, and hopefully get more leads on Satan’s red book.</span>
<h1>Transcript</h1>
<span>RECEIPT #006<br>
FILED UNDER: DINER-DIS<br>
DATE: 09/30/95<br>
THE OWNER<br>
Well, that was harrowing, wasn’t it? Mrs. Pleasant attempted to cause quite the scene in our little Cafe and Diner, but that’s just like her. Thankfully, we were more than able to satisfy her late-night cravings. Well, if you consider 8:30 or so to be “late night.” More of an evening snack. Regardless, our service was top-notch, and I can only assume she’ll be giving us a glowing review. A review so good it has to catch our clerical competition’s eye.

In that spirit, I think it is high time we have some rules of conduct for the Cafe and Diner. We need to keep our service top-notch, and after the month we’ve had, it’s probably for the best. I know you all aren’t necessarily one for “rules,” but I suppose you can think of them as guidelines at best. Well, except for rules 1, 7, 9, and 13. Those rules are indeed rule-rules. Although, I hope you’ve all been following rule 1 already.

<span style="font-size:20px"><i>Cafe and Diner Rules</i></span>

Rule #1: All Employees must wash their hands

Rule #2: Coffee is NOT to be served in the Cafe

Rule #3: Friends are expected, patrons are welcome

Rule #4: We are CLOSED in August

Rule #5: We do not care where you park your cars

Rule #6: Do not park your cars in a Red Zone

Rule #7: The next number does not exist

Rule #9: So stop looking for it

Rule #10: Pumpkin Spice rots your teeth

Rule #11: Rules are meant to be broken

Rule #12: A quiet day is a good day

Rule #13: Smile, you’re on camera

Now, of course, these rules are only intended for the Diner. The Cafe has its own set of rules which you can find in the Cafe. Keep in mind rule 2. As for our next moves concerning the Open Doors Church, I expect next month to be a rather important one for them. However, thanks to our outstanding service last night, I don’t expect them to make any major moves yet. Though we still need to figure out what exactly Padre’s little red book entails, and according to Mr. Gray, Mr. Walker knows more about it. Finding him might prove, well, challenging, but for once, I think I’ve beaten 17 to a source. I’ll keep you all updated.

Happy end of September,

Rule #7

<span class="spoiler-text">&#60;!--Do you see this? 6?4\$ Can you see this? 6?4\$ Can you enter Hell? 6?4\$--&#62;</span></span>