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<span>NUMBER: ANTR02<br>
PRIORITY: DINER<br>
DATE: 22-10-17<br>
CUSTOMER & ORDER: THE SOCIETY<br>
SERVER: NEW GUY<br>

Wow! What an exciting party that was! Well, yes, okay, yes, it did end with two of the party guests getting kidnapped, which was very scary once I realized it was not part of a murder mystery game. But, still, it was a very fun evening! I rarely get to go to many parties. I simply do not understand why as I am a VERY excellent party guest. I did a very good job chitting and chatting and mixing and mingling. I am quite a social butterfly.

Well, okay, so, yes, it is VERY sad and scary that Buttercup and Darling were kidnapped. Yes, Buttercup and Darling! That is their names, I think, as that is what they were calling each other, and so I think that simply must be their names. BUT… this whole dinner party has now given us a VERY good reason to stay in Cannon Beach a little bit longer so we can try and find Buttercup and Darling! While I figured, yes, this is what I figured, I figured that I could probably take Gemini all by myself. Big Guy has requested I guard the beach. YES! Can you believe it? The beach! And do you know what is at the beach in great abundance? Water! Yes! Splishy splashy water! One of my most favorite things EVER. Simply EVER! And not only is there SO MUCH water but there are also SO MANY flies! Flies are AMAZING! I love them so much. Not to eat them, of course, I am a regular human boy, so eating them would be very weird. But sometimes they fly near or into my mouth, and sometimes I close it, which is simply that. So, if Gemini shows up at the beach, they will have to face ME!

Meanwhile, the Barista, Big Guy, and the Professor lady are going into town to see if they can find Gemini. I suppose, yes, I suppose, Cannon is also still around and might be helping Gemini. They were trying to kidnap the Professor earlier this month. They simply must enjoy kidnapping a whole lot seeing how often they do it! It is nice to have hobbies. Though, this is a hobby that is perhaps not a very nice one to have. A better hobby would be kid napping which, and yes, I believe this is what it must mean, taking a nap like a kid. Which, I enjoy taking naps VERY much. And it is so very cozy by the ocean, and so, yes, I will be taking a very quick kid nap. But! BEWARE CANNON AND GEMINI! I sleep with one eye open. (It is true!)

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