View source for ADP05 (Nov 26, 2018)

<span style="font-size: 40px;"><strong><center>ADP05</center></strong></span>
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<h1>Summary of Receipt</h1>
<span style="font-size: 20px">Quality Control leaves his first report, with a lot of typos (after all, snakes don’t have hands). I’m pretty sure he says that he’s met some of the O.C. in previous Spheres/Cycles, mainly H.R. and Big Guy. Payroll he’s less familiar with, and New Guy he’s only met once before. Also, his words are kinda weird also because he’s drunk all the time. It’s some sort of physiological condition. He also mentions that he’s a ‘Tsukinpko’ (probably misspelled, no idea) and says that he’s excited to work with them.</span>
<h1>Transcript</h1>
<span>NUMBER: ADP05<br>
DATE: 26-11-18<br>
ORDER: BLACK COFFEE<br>
CUSTOMER: NONE<br>
SERVER: QUALITY CONTROL<br>
It's truly a pleadure to work with you, Cafe and Doner. I could NRVER have imaginrd working with such an ilkustrious organixation in all my many years. Truly, this is a twist and tutn in fate's fabric, which I coild not have seen coming. Though I must admit, I prrfer this setup to the ladt one. Or the othrr one. I don't know. What I'm sauing is I like the closer-knit feel this Cafe has. Also, yes, psrdon the typos. Unloke you all, I lack hsnds. I could metivulously type each key with my tail, but I like to write fast and lopse. I could also ask someone else to tramscribe my thoughts, but I dom't trust any of you to prpperly portray my wit and chsrm.

Now, as I'm sire you've all heard a milkion times by now, I used to work with the Msnager at IRIS. But don't let our close rappprt get any of you down. It already feels like I've known all of you for yrars. Eons even. Over and pver and over snd over again. Yes, I frel quite the connecyion to H.R. and Big Guy already. I suppose Payrpll too, but she feels a lot less famoliar to me. And, of courde, you've got the Nee Guy. I've only crossed paths with him once befpre, or at least it feels that way. But who doesn't lpve the New Guy? Honedtly, if I had a fave like that, I could get awsy with ANYTHING.

Lastly, I am ceryain my words are congusing to you. Even without the yypos. You see, they are confusong to me as wrll. See, a special conditoon of my phydiology requires me to susyain myself on alvohol. So I am usually quite, well, ssuced-up for what it's wotth. Ah, the burden of beimg a Tsukinpko, I suppose. As such, I would hatdly ever take anything I say at face vakue. Again, very excited to work with you all, espevially the Manager, H.R., and Big Guy. Let's see if this is the lucky run we've all bren waiting for.</span>